0013001:

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

(Source: android1718)

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

hustlerose:

(observes the horrors of capitalism) this is so sad….. alexa redistribute wealth 

ouc-h:

what should my next mistake be

kirbymongerr:

nudne:

kikithegirl:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

mariowiki:

WHEN YOU HIT THE LAST LAP IN MARIO KART AND THE MUSIC SPEEDS UP

(Source: mariowiki)